"Slave Girls On Auction Block 1313" DVD (director: Bob Gonzo)

Not sure where "Bob Gonzo" comes from, but from the looks of this micro-indie sleazefest, he's possibly from the porn world. But this softcore sexploitation film offers only breasts galore, and an overabundance of hammy over-acting, awful characters, and ludicrous sets. Not much to see here.

Not much to say about "Slave Girls On Auction Block 1313", either, other than it's a tale of a sordid group of kidnappers who auction off lovely lasses to the highest bidder. The girls do their thing (unconvincingly), flash some flesh, and that's it. "Private Dick" "Rod Danger" comes to the rescue, complete with sexual innuendo overload. This one's pure trash cinema, with no apologies, but it doesn't have the titillation or storytelling to inspire much more than yawns of indifference . (Video Outlaw/Alternative Cinema)

"Busty Maids: Housekeepers In Heat" DVD & "Busty Bookworm Babes: Loose Nude & Dirty" DVD (director: Thomas Coven aka Thelonius Punk)

This pair (hahah) of hour-long DVDs arrive straight out of the box boasting of promises not delivered. To me, "busty" implies "with ample breasts", which both of these features definitely do NOT live up to. Immediate points off for false advertising.

Both "Busty Maids" and "Busty Bookworm Babes" consist of shorter vignettes of what amounts to softcore stripteases (and some simulated masturbation). Many of the same actresses appear, as well. "Busty Maids" just includes campy Halloween-store "maid" outfits, rather than the "nerdy" glasses and business attire of "Busty Bookworm Babes". Otherwise, these films are interchangeable. These are, for the most part, little more than substitutes for those boring Playboy videos. No, thanks. (Purgatory Blues and Bovine Studios)